Dear Grandma,

Sorry that I couldn't come visit you because I was trying to figure out how
to install Vista on my PC. It was so complicated I started drinking. When
I get drunk, I fall down. I wish I could understand how to install Vista.

Love,

Your grandson, "Big vista is"




"big vista is" <big@vista.ch.com> wrote in message
news:93638$488e50b9$28380@news.teranews.com...
> This is an actual email a grandson sent to his grandmother...
>
> Warning against Vista-ala-Crapista!
>
> Its great.. LOL.. Smart lad! LOL
>
>
> Grandma,
> The PC quoted is not one that I would want; thus, I must assume that it
> is
> not one that you would want.
>
> First of all the PC quoted has Windows Vista, which is junk.
> Additionally,
> you do not know how to operate Windows Vista (WV). WV is so bad,
> companies
> like Dell and HP have asked Microsoft to continue to support and make
> available windows XP, which is what is on you old PC and is what I (and
> millions of others) prefer. Furthermore, the PC quoted has a bunch of
> junk
> pre-loaded, like ebay web access icon, etc.
>
> This is stuff you don't need and will only detract from your enjoyment.
>
> Watch for an email quote of what I would buy.
>
> Nick
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