Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls
did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'


--
Leon
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
< running Linux >

Leon Whyte wrote:
> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
> faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
> the Bacardi Breezers.
>
> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
> the cemetery.
>
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
> her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather
> expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
>
> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
> with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls
> did their business they proceeded to go home.
>
> The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
> sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
> other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
> starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
>
> "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
> stuck to her ass that said.... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
> We'll never forget you.'
>
>
SORRY ABOUT THAT! I WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE WHEN I SENT THAT.IT WAS SUPPOSED TO
GO TO A FRIEND.


--
Leon
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
< running Linux >

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:06:07 GMT, Leon Whyte wrote:
> Leon Whyte wrote:
>> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
>>
> SORRY ABOUT THAT! I WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE WHEN I SENT THAT.IT WAS
> SUPPOSED TO GO TO A FRIEND.

So, you compound Bone-Head Stunt #1 by reposting THE ENTIRE Payload for
your Bone-Head Stunt #2?

Hello Leon!

20 Jul 08 08:06, Leon Whyte wrote to All:

LW> SORRY ABOUT THAT! I WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE WHEN I SENT THAT.IT WAS
LW> SUPPOSED TO GO TO A FRIEND.

Well, it was still funny

Vince