Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
(p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
returns and the problem continues.

Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.

Mary

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:28:44 -0400, ECLiPSE 2002 aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> returns and the problem continues.
>
> Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.
>
> Mary

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...thats not the issue.
Something remapped yer keybord.
Prolly malware. INSTALL BEOS!!!!11111!!!!!
www.beosmaxfiles.org

--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

"ECLiPSE 2002" <fdm2000@comcast.net> wrote in message news:b8uqa49ssrti9t7gahs63tv6f090ujcrf5@4ax.com...
> Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> returns and the problem continues.

Possibly a stuck Windows or control key. Try tapping and releasing
them a few times.

Ben

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:28:44 -0400, ECLiPSE 2002 <fdm2000@comcast.net>
wrote:

>Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
>in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
>(p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
>apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
>have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
>returns and the problem continues.
>
>Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.
>
>Mary

Possibly two programs using same hot-keys for different actions .

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:28:37 -0500 ECLiPSE 2002 fdm2000@comcast.net
wrote in news:b8uqa49ssrti9t7gahs63tv6f090ujcrf5@4ax.com...

> Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> returns and the problem continues.
>
> Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.
>

You have a faulty keyboard.
Please replace it with a nice new one.
Before you buy anything you'll need to check if you can use a USB port or if
you need to use the PS/2 port.
There are a number of considerations to make such as number of free ports if
you have any and what they are.
The operating system you use is also going to play a part in your decision
along with cost.
Don't skimp and buy something too cheap as you can end up throwing good
money down the drain.

You'll also need to ignore anything written in these groups by a majority of
posters as they seem to enjoy sending people on wild goose chases.
Look at the replies to your post, for example.
All but myself and Kadaicha Man are complete and utterly useless cunts.

I hope this information helps you resolve your problem.

God Bless.

--
I eats KFC and Obscene sea lion clitoris and piglet infection seasoning
garnished with dissipated gnats, arranged in a wriggling deep dish with
a slew of bland morsels of veal and scraps of caviar in purulent slime,
a side of caribou prostate and a stein of saliva.

One more black mark against YOUR name!
Swearing is NOT allowed!
--
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Nigger-chicken and Fries" wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:28:37 -0500 ECLiPSE 2002 fdm2000@comcast.net
> wrote in news:b8uqa49ssrti9t7gahs63tv6f090ujcrf5@4ax.com...
>
> > Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> > in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> > (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> > apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> > have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> > returns and the problem continues.
> >
> > Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.
> >
>
> You have a faulty keyboard.
> Please replace it with a nice new one.
> Before you buy anything you'll need to check if you can use a USB port or if
> you need to use the PS/2 port.
> There are a number of considerations to make such as number of free ports if
> you have any and what they are.
> The operating system you use is also going to play a part in your decision
> along with cost.
> Don't skimp and buy something too cheap as you can end up throwing good
> money down the drain.
>
> You'll also need to ignore anything written in these groups by a majority of
> posters as they seem to enjoy sending people on wild goose chases.
> Look at the replies to your post, for example.
> All but myself and Kadaicha Man are complete and utterly useless cunts.
>
> I hope this information helps you resolve your problem.
>
> God Bless.
>
> --
> I eats KFC and Obscene sea lion clitoris and piglet infection seasoning
> garnished with dissipated gnats, arranged in a wriggling deep dish with
> a slew of bland morsels of veal and scraps of caviar in purulent slime,
> a side of caribou prostate and a stein of saliva.
>
>
>

ECLiPSE 2002 <fdm2000@comcast.net> wrote:

> Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> returns and the problem continues.

MS's calculator is calc.exe, not calculator.exe. If you have a
calculator.exe (and it keeps reappearing), it's not standard and is
probably suspect.

-sw

ECLiPSE 2002 wrote:
> Something very odd has recently occured when I attempt to write text
> in email, newsnet and other venues - when certain keyboard letters
> (p,e, etc) are struck up pops Calculator - additionally when an
> apostrophe is struck, words jump a line and letters are transposed. I
> have tried to delete the calculator.exe in Start>Accessories but it
> returns and the problem continues.
>
> Any suggestions or fixes would be appreciated.
Try another keyboard

Thanks to all responders for their input and insights,

Mary